That awkward moment when your ex says “you will never find another like me”
THE FUCK?
Duh, that’s the fucking point.
Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
Say what.
Oh shit.
i’m so tired from this weekend and it’s not even over yet. i barely got any rest.. it’s four o’clock in the morning and i’m still up. well ima sleep in all day tomorrow and wake up to get dinner with the high school buddies. goodnight world :)
water fest
today we each drank a tall can of mickeys before goin to the water fest cuh my alcholic friends don’t wana go sober. the water fest was boring as hell. after the water fest i almost killed us on the freeway. anyways now we’re back at jerry’s house drinking a 18 case. damn, i can’t believe i almost killed us.
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.
“
| — | Robert Frost (via lynxxx) |
